DD (17mo) appears to have hit the terrible twos a bit early and is teething.
DP (32, going on 3) has been diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue syndrome, sleep apnea and depression. Has been mooching around the house being a moody, miserable, sleepy bugger for 6 weeks now. I know its a real condition, I know hes not faking but because he has a history of hamming things up to get out of doing something there is a little voice in the back of my head screaming at him to man the fuck up.
His parents think hes faking everything and are on my case accusing me of 'letting him get away with it'. I dont have any family nearby.
We're getting married in 6 weeks. All the paper work is screwed up, my passport is damaged, I need to lose a stone to fit in my dress, the wedding is held 72 miles away and I don't drive.
My driving test is in 4 weeks but my instructor can now only work weekends.
I have laryngitis and a chest infection. Its hard to be the voice of authority when you don't actually have a voice, so DD is playing up to the best of her abilities.
Id just like a day or two to concentrate on getting myself better. Id also quite like a bit of sympathy and attention for myself although I know it to be selfish Would it be unreasonable to;
A) lock myself in the shed with 4 boxes of Krispy Kreme and an endless supply of coffee
B) Lock him in the shed, duct tape her to the wall and watch True Movies all day
C) Ask my Mum to take some leave and travel from the South West to the South East to take care of me, make me bacon sandwiches and pile me with sympathy?