how can u have had 2 children, feel a 'terrible amoint of pressure between your legs'

[StealthPolarBear]

And not realise?

what, is this an 'i wondered where the remote was' moment?

or more than that ???

Are you suggesting I should turn off the Crap and do something less brain numbing? :o

I am resisting the smuttiest tone lowering reply ever... (mainly because I have no idea what you're actually on about and don't wish to appear thick )

I do not understand. What is going on?

:o

So when I'm on here bored at 10/11pm and no one is around, are you not all watching programme like "I didn't know I was pregnant...till I gave birth!"

Or are you all off being glamorous and drinking champagne cocktails

Are you in labour OP?

Oh, is this TOWIE? Just channel surfing.

OK woman who was 46 and had had her tubes er..separated (can't remember the word) felt very tired, had some weight gain then a few months later noticed she was putting on weight round her middle. She then started to be in incredible agony, and "felt pressure between her legs". Until the baby was out and her husband told her "it's a baby" she didn't know that all this was giving birth.

It happens, people don't know. But she had 2 older children!! Surely it must have flitted through her mind.

Oh - I think I get it. OP is watching a TV programme about someone who already had children but didn't realise she was pregnant again til no 3 actually popped out - is that right?

Lnb, I don't think so...ooh hang on

nope was justa bit of wind :o

Sorry, aM I making no sense at all.
This is what ironing does to you, children. Avoid it at all costs.

Bloody hell, I have got really fat and am dead tired all the time. And I'm in my forties.

Bound to be. Make sure you wear tight jeans for the next 5 months. That's what these surprise babies are always born in. Apparently.

She even got on all fours near the end (still thinking it was a tumour, or presumably appendicitis), which is a miracle in an American hospital I think!

Got it, wouldn't want it to fall on the floor in tescos.

I am not sure how you could fail to notice, but then some people have really untaxing pregnancies, and maybe if you were reallY occupied with other stuff in life, you wouldn't dwell on it.

i knew there was a reason i didn't do ironing.

Is it going in or coming out ?

I have had numerous babies but never felt the urge to push!!

Well I wasn't watching that closely, but coming out I think! Very cute baby.

Yes, I have to have something like this to watch when ironing- enteratining but not requiring concentration. I have watched wife swap, with the capitalist consumers swapping with the commune living freegans, then the world's fattest man, then this. 8 shirts, and wonderwebbed the hem of one pair of trousers.

Yes , I can sort of see it if it's your first - the first time i had no idea, second time I thought "aha, I remember this"
her children were grown up though, maybe it's possible to forget

But how can you miss the feet kicking your ribs?
And getting up to wee 3 times a night?
And surely you would recognise contractions having had 2 children?

Amazing.

I think DS2 is having a growth spurt, currently on a bf marathon; I will be looking for similar quality programming today.