To think that Fifty Shades of Grey is utter tosh?!

[Tulipsforever]

It's like it's been written by a 12 year old. Holy Smoke!! Is anyone actually enjoying it? Be honest.

Too many inner goddesses bending over and saying

Oh my....

And I've said it before but... Nobody talks the way that book is written. Nobody puts whoever the name of whoever they're talking to at least once every sentence.

umm I read it when it was actual fanfiction (and I don't even like twilight - ff is my dirty secret pleasure)
As FF it was good as an actual book...they waste trees on that

I have an inner Buddha - it's all tight down below - but that's because of my waistband ...

I read the the inner goddess its as being quite ironic. Was it not?
I'm actually going to read them again as I read them so quickly I'm sure I miss the good bits lots of sex

Utter shite! Ordered it on kindle to see what all the fuss was about read the first six chapters and twigged it was linked to twilight in some way and then skipped to the last chapter to see if had improved, nope still utter shite!!

*bits
apologies for my fat fingers :(