to be shocked i've been libelled in my local paper!

[nickelhasababy]

and i quote
"i'm a member of netmums and about two years ago...."

[dying inside]:(

i do have a netmums account, but i only go on there to lurk and to post my shop's details so i can get customers without having to pay for advertising

when i say lurk i mean take the piss

aww your dd is a little cutie :)

OOoh thatz gr8 hun! If I'm eva in sittinborn i'll defo come ova 4 a chat coz i luv bookz. U got the nu k8y price?

The article continued:
'In a mumsnet thread Dogeared commented: oh that's rilly naice. I bloody luff books, I do. Do you have the latest aga saga, or perhaps that one by Emma Freud?'

glad you translated I couldn't read a word of it!

k8y did have me stumped

i thought "k-y"?

Katie.

Go on nickelhasababy how much did you cringe?

Hi nickel. Always good to read one of your posts.

Let me know if you manage to get AH and what he's like.

Hope things are well in the world of independents x

I cringed a lot

i nearly died.

in fact, as soon as I read the word "netmums" I shrieked!!

thanks madame :)

I can imagine!

Sorry but it's a little bit funny!

Awww hunny

a little bit.
now.
except it's in print and everyone will see it!!!

thta is the FNIEST thing I have seen in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

Brilliant.

How proud you must be.

Sue the bastards!

I don't think i've ever seen a more disgusting slur.

It's a sad sad day, even with a retraction and full front page apology they're never going to make up for it.

Tragic

Wotz wiv u? U complaynin abou gettin' publissidy 4ur bookstoh, newayz if u kant ivan reed vis eye fink u probz knead 2go on a course 4 propa ritin!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww soz hun didn mean 2b a 2@ u kno i luvya 4real dontcha?

I feel dirty.

Love 2@

U luv 2@ do ya? Each to theirz own innit

Aaaaaarrrrgh. It's like getting a text from ds1(16).

I can't understand those either

I didn't think that particular comment through near well enough.