AIBU to think you haven't actually lived life fully unless you have............

[redrubyshoes]

Skidded the entire length of the kitchen on cat/dog/baby poo that culminated in the splits and a sore fanjo on top of having a comedy bandage on thumb due to a slicing mandolin French onion soup making incident...................

My life gets better and better..........................

This thread is just what I needed, thank you so much. I'm sure I can come up with a contribution.

I do think we need more cat a stories though

Oh no, have I killed the thread?

Ifeelloved

You can pop down the shops and get me another packet of peas. I have been sitting and snacking on these for too long.

Cheers darlin'.

Ooooohhhhhh. You poor thing. Petit pois or normal garden peas?

Mushy ones from the chippy with a large battered cod and chips.

Mmmm. Now you're talking

Im sorry but I am sadly still sniggering at weasel giving your poor fanjo many hugs :o

Your poor fanjo. I had similar when one foot stood on ds's toy train and I did the splits. I was 18 weeks PG and aside from the agony I was sure I had hurt the baby. She was fine, but I think my fanjo recovered better from the birth than from the accident.

Love the poo stories too, my granny told me she changed uncle's nappy and left him bare for 5 min as he had a rash. His dad came in in full army uniform (during ww2) and picked him up despite granny's warning. Baby shat all the way down his dress uniform. My granny's only response to the screams from my grandad was to say 'See, ah telt ye to leave him!'

LMAO - SofaKing your granny is priceless!!

Hope the old bits and bobs are feeling better today

I have the urge to hurt myself just so I can have a "comedy bandage"

Bea

I gift you my mandolin.

No need for thanks.................I just get embarassed..................no please just leave your thumb on the bread board and I shall add it into a French onion soup.

Tis yummy