Clean his sick off the dog?
My DH is not a drinker but he had a good mate's stag tonight before they leave for a long weekend that he can't make. Obviously they warmed him up!
He tottered in beaming but a bit green, gave me a hug and accepted the offer of a cuppa - no sooner had I turned my back to go put the polly on I hear the boak of doom.
He's bent down to greet the pups and obviously broken the seal - let loose a tide of vomit all over her. ALL OVER.
I just...I know I should be doing something different but I have only just stopped laughing.
The dog is not hurt, nor is husband. It was just the look of offense and disgust on the dog's face - stock still, just full of expression. Dh's face has crystallised into horror and I can do nothing but howl with laughter!
Right now the dog's forgiven him and is standing there licking his forehead as he croons his apologies to her while trying (and mostly failing) to clean her up with, what appears to be, one of his socks that was on the radiator.
I just can't get over it - I even looked for the candid camera it's so farcical! Nothing like this ever happens to us, we're normally so boring!
So I have to put DH to bed, bath the dog, clean the carpet and wash an extra sock but I just can't seem to be grown up about it.
He's got a bit miffed that I'm laughing while he's so mortified and it is pretty gross - so what the opinion, am I terrible wife and an even more terrible person to laugh in his time of need?