to think you are not too old at 47 to dance on the table?

[Hullygully]

(It wasn't me)

I've always been too old to dance on tables, but that's because I can't dance.

You know...all flank.

all flank?

Huge legs?

statail - you can dance, we can all dance, it's essential for the soul (I understand)

She wasn't fat Hully just solid and large... and I was terrifed that the table would be smashed to smithereens.

I WAS NOT DANCING ON TABLES maybe in the corner where no-one could see me rest my aching back and knees

Bloody northern euphemisms I knew exactly what you meant HaHa so apt I think. Where I live there is a cider bar and on bank holidays ( and quite probably other weekends too) there are often people dancing on the (solid) tables and swinging off a cotraption bolted into the roof that looks like a roof rack me and DH often go on our infrequent nights out to watch and pretend we are still young