To think I'm being stalked by a Ginsters sausage roll packet?

[badtasteflump]

Yesterday morning I spotted a Ginsters sausage roll packet (could be the 'jumbo' version, not sure) hiding in the corner of my front garden, behind the garden wall. Was in a hurry so I kicked it into the road and squished it into a drain with my toe

Came home from work yesterday to find it back in the garden. So as it was bin day today and the bin was waiting in the front garden, I dumped it in there.

Bins have now been emptied - but the Gingsters is back

And is hiding behind the garden wall again.

I seriously feel spooked. And slightly nervous about going and picking it up this time. What should I do?

The ghost of Ginsters is coming to get you whoooo... Set fire to it in a circle of salt or something

On badtasteflump your post has made me laugh!

Does it have a secret spy cam inside???

I daren't look inside starfish

It's still there. Weather is shit and everything in the garden is getting blown around - apart from the Ginsters which is holding firm.

Crispy it's true!

Lmao.

Run... RUN!!! Before it goes to fetch its Greggsy mate!

Brilliant! Are you sure its the same one?.
Could dp be eating them in secret and throwing the evidence out the window?
Do you live on a school run and one of the kids is finishing one each day at the same time?

Aw fanny you're just taking all the mystique out of my Ginster now

Yes high school children walk past my house every day

Maybe later, when you are brushing your teeth and settling down for the night, you'll look in the bathroom mirror and the Big G will be floating right there beside you....or, in the dead of night, plasticky footsteps creepng up the stairs.....call the police immediately, take photos and make a log of all the incidences...this could easily end in tragedy.

Will somebody please do something if I'm not on here tomorrow?

There must be a help line you can call...remember, you are not alone. Is there a friend who can stay with you overnight?

@ *Weddellway

You could turn this into a Horror film. Ginsters in 3D !

Ginster gangster !!

LOL. This made me snort out loud with laughter.

Do you have a bunny?
Don't go in the shower?

Can't think of any more horror films (because I don't watch them) where the Ginster Sausage Roll Packet could play the lead bad guy!