Re husband's latest facebook status?

[Kladdkaka]

It says:

The car does contain some Pt metals in the cat, I have no idea which metals the cat in my car has. It could be Pd/Rh, Pt/Rh or even some other combination like Pd/Pt/Rh. I guess that it is PGM nanoparticles on a mixed CeO2/ZrO2 layer on a Al2O3 honey comb but I have also seen some cats which have the PGM nanoparticles on stainless steel mesh.

Should I leave him?

Eh?

Defriend him

Oh and without looking up my handy Periodic Table I have spotted platinum (Pt), rhodium (Rh) and aluminium (Al) in there.

I think you should report the status to Facebook pahahah

Sweetheart, with that level of nerdiness, he won't even notice you are gone.

There should be a website, like Babelfish, which can translate car-speak.

Have you considered an exorcism?

Clearly he's speaking in tongues

Who the heck was he talking too?

Did he accidently post a reply to a message in his status update box? Aww bless him, my grandad does that too

You can get about £12 for a cat in a scrap yard. Or £6 for half a cat.