AIBU to think this is weird

[F3rgie]

That my DS insists on making eye contact with me when he shits, every time he stares at me almost deranged then starts straining! He is only 5 months so not as bad as if he was 5 lol

His poos are normal btw so there is nothing medically wrong!

My nearly 4 year old ds likes to let me know if any of his poo floats by shouting "look mummy a floater!". He is very insistent and will not be distracted until you look and discuss said floater. Is quite when we are out...

DH had the following conversation with DD aged 4 a couple of months ago:

DD: Daddy - my poo looks like Raymond
DH: Who's Raymond?
DD: He's out of Mr Bloom's Nursery. He's a squash.
DH:

Thankfully my DS (2.7 but nowhere near ready for potty training) just goes and stands at the top of the stairs

DD (4) has just started requesting privacy, hurray!

But she insists on accompanying me every time I go, boo!

The dog will never poo behind my back, and insists on making eye contact. He has a terribly pained expression on his face every time!

I've just remembered, ds1, once using the loo was established, could only go for a poo if I squeezed his head ?!?!?

whatthecat I've got two dogs, one stares at you whilst she's having a poo with a quite indignant look on her face, as if to say 'yeah I'm havin' a poo, what you going to do about it?', the other dog, tho, can't poo if you're looking at him. He's even been known to stick his head in a hedge whilst he's doing it. Strange dog :)