To want DH to just piss off to bed when he says he is?

[BupcakesandCunting]

Because basically I need to let rip.

He said he was going up to bed at 23.41. So far he has stood twiddling with his hair in the mirror after I said he was starting to resemble Edwina Currie, stood gawping at the foootball and shuffled some papers.

Just piss off DH! I need to float an air biscuit.

Just do it... that should get him out of the room very quickly!!

Set it alight...that should sort his hair problems.

Buppers, don't you fluff in front of your husband ?

I most certainly do not!

Honestly Buppy, just let it out....you'll feel sooooo much better

Although am grateful dh left the room 2 mins ago ahead of mine

Mine does that...it's because they want you to join them.

Lurrrrrve the easter name btw AF

Let it go, it's a natural bodily function.

I once had a boyfriend who said it wasn't right for a woman to pass wind in front of a man. He didn't last long!

BTW, it was ok for him to do it in front of me

and where is yours, bups ?

I dunno why you are trying to convince us you are a lay-dee ....we know it's all lies

Head upstairs yourself, dangling your pinny and other 50's attire hithery on the way.

He'll be up there like a shot, you can whizz down and do the deed.

Say Thankyvm AuntyChaos.

He isnt going to bed, he is GOING TO BED.

awkwardmary is right, he is waiting for you to join him. Letting go the fart should solve the him not going to bed AND the unwanted advances (assuming they would be unwanted!) at a stroke!

Oh, and fart in front of him. My sister and I managed a "pull my finger" at the dinner table yesterday without mum noticing but reducing my BIL to tears. He told my sister he loved her and said he hadnt had such a good time in years.

Go figure

Fella's perspective here, I would absolutely love if it if the other half would just let rip in front of me (and not in any weird way if that's what you're thinking!), cos it might mean I wouldn't get the look of shame everytime I let one slip out!

Fella's perspective here, I would absolutely love if it if the other half would just let rip in front of me (and not in any weird way if that's what you're thinking!), cos it might mean I wouldn't get the look of shame everytime I let one slip out!

Just fart. We all do it, and most of the time it's HILARIOUS!

I don't understand denying bodily functions, you can always let it out quietly? Or go to the bog.

Are you still waiting?

Bloody hell Buppers - you haven't 'ruptured' I hope? Please let us know that you're ok.

~ simmer brew ~

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