To want someone to start a controversial thread because i'm so bored!

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I'm too hungover and too wimpy nice to do it myself but I do enjoy watching a good argument on AIBU!

Can I feed my 2 week old baby a greggs sausage roll? My friends neighbours, vets daughters mum says it will help him sleep through the night so I can go out as DP won't 'babysit'

Disclaimer i don't have baby, desire to go to Greggs or a partner!

babies with pierced ears - boys as well as girls

Actually, in reality - AIBU to be wasting time on Mnet when DH has gone to work to get something finished off and I am not yet dressed and there is a pile of ironing in the utility room and I said I'd check out the local premier inn for LeQueen?

I want a Greggs sausage roll now. *common as muck emoticon.

AIBU to use a p & t parking space at 38+2 wks pregnant when I'm shopping without my DCs??
Some people certainly seem to think I have no right to do this until LO is outta the belly and in a car seat????

Who is right?? Also what age does "parent and child" cover in terms of the parking spaces??? Some places are more specific than others???!

stealth no they didn't. I'm not convinced the OP was a proper grown up anyway.

Oh I've just spotted a take your shoes off thread, they can descend into mayhem at the drop of a hat.

Marking spot as also bored. And fancy a sausage roll too now.

Yes yes, what are the rules concerning p&t parking please?

AIBU to give my combination fed, frequent co-sleeping, day orphange inhabitant baby a tattoo of the word "Hun" whilst taking up a disabled space on a bus whilst my cat shits in next doors garden and I go out to work?

No catgirl I think that's perfectly reasonable. Had there been a piercing involved I would have been appalled though.

I see the shoe thread kicked off. I may just go on and state that I always take one shoe off and really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

@ one shoe

You will make the thread implode

Plasma TV 1994? Better holidays than Tony Blair?

Stay in the warmth MIW, LQ can Trip Adv it, actually we're staying in one at the weekend but I'd booked a different one to our usual in error, reading TA it sounds like it's nicer!

It seems to be a very emotive subject. Won't somebody think of the children for the love of God?

Oooh I'm heading over :) I want to see just how deep the divide runs

I'm so OVER P&T spaces now - park where ya like, I say.

how about saying a uni education isa bit shit and children should all go out to work or say i am stressed about going on holiday and wait for the you are lucky to be going on holiday replies . I am in a foul mood today i guess id be up for an arguement or at least putting the odd comment in , Im usually very reasonable .

Women should always dress nicely and apply make up and evening perfume for their partners return home from work, in order to teach their daughters the importance of serving men.
Women should never reply with a more witty remark than a man lest she may make him look foolish
People who put their children in nurseries... blah blah

Yes I am bored too.

Where are all the good posts.

Can anyone remember the neighbours poof with muck on it. Was it poo? I was howling at that thread. Please someone come along and cheer us all up.

There - had a nice little stirring post on the shoes thread.

Feel better :)

Aibu to park in a disabled p&t space, whislt showing off tatoos, piercings and eating a Greggs sausage roll and swigging a Fruit Shoot to go and try and grab some half price Easter Eggs (if such a thing exists), and do it in TESCOS.

Have I missed any arguments since starting the thread?

Fucking MIL turned up ruining my peace and quiet

I've always hated the interfering old crow

Oh and let my cat shit in the space when I reverse out and keep my shoes on all at the same time.

Oh I know then try and run over the JW knocking at my door who are telling dh to "Put that washing down, unplug the hoover, stop interacting with his own child as that is all the work of whoring women"