AIBU to bonk my lover in the kitchen whilst others are in the house?

[WhuckFistle]

It's all very complicated and we've been having a fling for years. The only time we have together is lunch times, whilst my husband is at work.
Usually this isn't a problem, but on occasion there have been other folk in the house when he turned up.
I've just made the excuse of "Ooh! That'll be hubby, home for his lunch. I'll be right back"
I then pop into the kitchen with the door closed, we grab a quickie and then he goes back to work.

I don't think anyone has ever noticed, but the kitchen door does have glass panels and it makes me wonder whether anyone has ever seen anything.

Oh I don't know...

Ha ha.

Off you trot.

goodness...how daring.

Haha!

You think you are daring try doing it spreadeagled forwards on a counter with a belly full of curry! Other than that

Its Unacceptable to leave quests alone like that. A good host would ask them to join in too.

It's not particularly funny even having read the same thread as the OP

Oh they wont have noticed a thing.
Dont worry.

As long as no poodle involved, its fine....

Fred about a Fred - pretty boring.

Ha ha ha. The question is whether you supply your guests (or lover) with enough towels of an appropriate size, or even let them shower at all.

Where's the other thread about this?

Oh, it's in chat. I was sure I'd read this ealier but couldn't find it.

Unless the poodle is wearing a bib, jimswife.

Now now, let's be constructive - what you need is a nice curtain over the glass panels, and a 'shagging - do not disturb' sign (illustrated of course) on the door handle...

Yes I know. I'm a bad person. Sorry, I couldn't resist after the other thread.
I don't even have a husband.

:(

Right, I'm off to write out "I must not allow my warped sense of humour to leak all over Mumsnet" a thousand times.

[bugrin]

poor you.
[bugrin]

As long as you are TTC it's fine! Just possibly not when there's a playmate occurring!! [buwink]

The bunny ears come across a bit saucy on a thread about shagging.

[bubiscuit] I think this is by far the rudest and most apt!

Is that the bunny's bottom I can see? This is its face. [bushock]

Can someone please tell me which other thread

what thread is this about?

Other thread is in the Discussions of the Day box called 'Hosts in ther PJ's'

Most amusing. [bugrin]

I would suggest you're fine. I'm sure if folks are over for a play date that they will be more concerned about their children. Besides they will be so entertained by the new hole in the back garden and your dog in a bib that they will never know. [bugrin]