Panty liners

[Iambaboon]

always every day. To keep you feeling fresh all day.

So our normal, everyday, natural secretions necessitate these panty liners

Yet men, who I know regularly have piss splashes and spots over the front of their pants, they don't need some chemically, plasticy thing to keep them clean and fresh?

AIBU to think there's an imbalance here?

NanBullen
woollyideas so it's ok for men to see our crusty knickers (boak) as it's natural (it's also smelly) but it's not ok for men to have piss stained kecks? either men and women can both be mucky buggers (and not in a good way) or we both should exercise some personal hygiene surely?

How the fuck did you infer that from my post?
Here have a [bubiscuit]

Totally agree Cadburys!

Mine doesnt have piss stained pants either. He washes his cock under the tap after every piss, partly so i dont have to be faced with reality maybe?

every? Even at work/in the pub/other public loos?

err because that's what it said

probably not at work, but he would when he got home.

And panty liners can be removed before you think you might be getting jiggy. Easier than changing knickers

Really? My post said 'its okay for men to see our crusty knickers (boak) as it's natural (it's also smelly) but it's not ok for men to have piss stained kecks? either men and women can both be mucky buggers (and not in a good way) or we both should exercise some personal hygiene surely?'

Really?
Did it?
Can you actually read?
Personally, FWIW, if I was planning to get intimate, I'd be putting on some clean knickers. And if it was case of unplanned, sudden lust I don't think he'd be stopping to examine the gusset of my knickers before getting stuck in.

^That was for Nan by the way.

You could just not buy them. [buconfused]

I never ever used them, then I had dc3, I find them "helpful" shall we say? You know with moist issues

MY DDH used to wipe his wee poinmt after weeing. I walked into the bathroom one day without knowing he was there. I didn't have to tell him to wash his hands afterwards either.

My SFIL had to have his underwear prised off him every day if I were lucky after a battle. In the end I gave up and had them given to me them once a week.

Men do have these though!

I hate the word "fresh" in this context.

And I live in hope of one day seeing a shelf of Special Cock Wash For Stinky Man Parts. The very concept of needing special soap for our dirty, dirty minmins is just weird.

Liners are an extension of that. What are pants for? Surely to protect your clothes?

I also wear them with tampons, and at the end of a period, and if I'm expecting a period to start. Tena if I have hayfever, in case I have a sneezing fit.

Those manwipe things have got to be an April fool, surely?

Anyway, I'm off to report this thread as the funniest I've ever read on mn.

RuleBritannia - um... Why do you want your SFIL's underwear??

RuleBritannia I am both confused and intrigued...

step father in law... ?

I don't use nasty scented plasticky chemically PL, but I do use PL because I have a lot of discharge, y'know, since we're talking about it. I always have had and my pants get sticky and soggy and uncomfortable if i don't. I can't be changing my underwear all bloody day long

I have no idea what the are for or when I would use them. I presume some women, somewhere need them, so I am glad there is a product for them.

I do get irked that the advertising would suggest that all women need them all the time. But that is advertising isn't it.

SugarBabyLove Nope, they exist alright! One of my best friends sent my DP a sample for Christmas this year (we all try to out do each other with the crapness of our pressies each year). Her little sis is a pharmacist and picked them up at a trade show. We were pissing ourselves laughing ....

Get your knob wipes here!

I think men quite like a bit of pong downstairs, a bit of manly spray around the place. Marking the pant territory, or something. That's my experience anyway, if I remember correctly.

Egg white mucus.

Men don't have an equivalent.

And for DS's little accidents when he's got diarrhoea. :)