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to worry about eating an iec cream out in public?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 04/04/2012 20:31

What if there's a dieter watching?

Shock

Statistics say that a heck of a lot of people are dieting at any one time. They might even be dieting on street corners or in bushes in the park. They might be watching me and gettting their kciks observing my devourment.

They could take a photo and even post it on the www for other dieters to join in the subversion.

I think I'm safer eating them in the privacy of my own home.

OP posts:
UnChartered · 05/04/2012 09:53
PomBearWithAnOFRS · 05/04/2012 13:38

Those damned passive calories have made me the shape person I am today, and I hate everyone who has ever so much as thought about possibly wanting to eat an ice cream!

TheMonster · 05/04/2012 13:50

Dammit I really want an ice cream now.

And I am always on a diet.

OnTheBottomWithAWomansWeekly · 05/04/2012 13:57

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=www.maneklalexports.com/Photos/FoodInd/IceCreamCones.jpg&imgrefurl=www.maneklalexports.com/English/FoodInd/IceCreamCones.htm&h=252&w=278&sz=26&tbnid=VrGyf-AIRsBDBM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=99&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dwafer%2Bcone%2Bimage%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=wafer+cone+image&docid=w0LIkoczCKGFQM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=UJZ9T-f4MsXAhAfYwYTTDA&ved=0CC0Q9QEwAA&dur=641" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">empty cones

I found the above image on my partner's laptop.

Should I leave the pervert bastard?

RuleBritannia · 05/04/2012 14:00

It's nothing to do with dieting. Eating anything - even a sweet - in the street in infra dig and equals bad manners. Eating an ice cream on the beach would be excused though.

TheSurgeonsMate · 05/04/2012 14:25

Onthebottom it's impressive that one machine can make all those shapes of cone, no? A healthy interest in machinery perhaps?

DISCLAIMER: I'm not too sure of the real topic of this thread. I do hope I have not made some terrible error by extending the analogy in the wrong direction.

Sanuk · 05/04/2012 22:48

OnTheBottom - Yes, Leave, Him. Now.
That image is DISGUSTING. I feel especially violated by the photo of the double-entry cone.

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