to have a major schoolgirl crush on John Bishop

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I liked him anyway but after his sports relief programme I just went gaga. I am sure I am not alone, am I?

Holly am just getting my coat on. Dave Grohl does not do it for me (but horses for courses .

yes I would like to ride the Bish and get all hot, sweaty and knackered with him. Did you know he is autioning some tickets for MEN and Echo Arena, winner gets to meet him in interval I have already got tickets for MEN but would pay just to meet him.

YANBU.

DH has same style hair. Unfortunately DH is nowhere near as funny.

Unfortunately my DH does NOT have the same hair and is nowhere near as funny or good looking :(

I dipped a pair of my pants in his sweat waved supportively as he ran by

I am willing to sell them

My brother is going to see him somewhere...has front row seats.
Lucky bastard.

oh no yanbu and i liked him better when he looked a bit tired and rough doing his sports relief thing i would and dave grohl maybe together

Yes defo fancied him in his red t shirt all sweaty with his sunglasses on his head. Have just been looking at footage of him with short hair. Defo looks better with long hair. I would, not Dave Grohl though.

I am so in love with the Bish. Why does he have to be happily married :(

Holly you need to host a nice MN Garden Party this summer, in your garden wherever the best view of the Bishop house can be had and invite us all to sip pimms and eat canapes and ogle and drool on your lawn. We could invite Mrs. B too and quiz her get her out of the way so we can steal John's pants

WIth you Gwenten - he has the most gorgeous eyes......

Yes, garden party sounds good Says its for charity and he'll come . Yes, eyes are lovely, I could drown in them.

Seems everyone thinks he is gorgeous then. And if you dont you must be blind or scousaphobic.

:o @ scousaphobic

Can't understand the Russell Howard thing though. Funny? Yes. Fancy? Yuck. A bit like Michael McIntyre really. Funny as but not f*ckable.

scousaphobic I also admit to crush on Russell :o

I think he's v tasty.

Even when his jokes aren't that funny, I still shriek like a 14 year old girl and bat my eyelashes at the telly

Ooohhh Dishy Bishy, he's tasty

Have just wasted the last hour of my life drooling watching the Bish on You Tube. You are all a terrible influence.

Can't believe another one has a Russell crush. It's just wrong. Wrong I tell you!

Hands off, i claimed him AGES ago! It doesn't even put me off that hes old enough to be my dad! I still would!

I have a colleague who looks just like him. He sits opposite me. Everyone tells me he's attractive. I, however take the piss and know he's a muppet

I bet he's filthy.
We got a cardboard cut out for our Sport Relief funding. I kept it in my office

Girls, I think I now have grounds to start a Bish Fan Club (gosh I remember when I was in the Leif Garratt fan club - thats how old I am).

We can have a convention and invite him.

How can one man be so lovely. Even my mother in law thinks he is gorgeous. A proper manly looking man she said.

My eldest DD was working in a Fringe venue, saw a face she vaguely recognised, so chatted for a while.
It was John Bishop just before he hot it big
She says he was very pleasant, especially to a mad woman who thought he was her pal's dad

hit it big
hot yes

She's also seen dave grohl from front row of Foo Fighters gig

no no no just no i couldn't he reminds me of Brian Tilsley (showing my age)

i do not think he is that funny either

nah. he did well with Sports Relief but the professional scouser bit does my head in

Brian Tilsley - purlease. Nothing like him. I am getting worried as i am getting obsessed. can anyone say something horrible to put me off him.