WIBU to attend a NM event that's going to be on nash tv waving a packet of...

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Pom Bears and a Fruitshoot around in the background and flicking my Mumsnet haircut every time the cameras pan my way?

Who dares me

n/ced as I don't want you all to see my ugly mug and know who I am though!

Don't forget the Gregg's sausage rolls

When is the event taking place?

What is nashtv?

No Greggs nearby, and not enough time to buy an MN scarf!

National TV Sue, couldn't fit it into the title

On Daybreak (gah!) on Thursday but the event is the day before.

Oh sorry, I thought it was a Sky thing

What else could I carry in secret code language then? or shall I just make a big MN banner NM are being a bit wanky and not sorted out any banners/balloons etc for it which I think is rather off.

Wave an overflowing mooncup around

Yes a huge banner

Now we just need to think of a mn "slogan" ......

Suggestions please

You can make your title longer. Just look at the length of the stickied ones.

Wave a huge banner with Terry Wogan's cock on it.

I dare you

:o

ohhh I like that idea headfairy, but it is a children's event, they'll call the police if I start waving Sir Tel's enormous trouser snake around won't they? mind you would definitely get on camera then i guess!

oh can you norma? thought it was only as long as the box!

I think you might just make the rest of MN users look a bit erm...thick

oh fgs complexnumber have a bit of humour will you

Really?
Might make us all look a bit thick??

At least some of us we have a sense a humour

Dildos4Dave has to be on the banner

It may have to be a huge banner with many different slogans on!

mn slogan (more anti Nm than pro Mn); YABVU you twinkley glitter loving too naice too each other huns.

It's a bit long for a banner, you might need to rope in another MN-er to hold it.

A placard saying 'Mothers4Justine' should do it ...

MN slogan?

LEAVE THE BASTARD

"fuck the fuck off to nethuns"