to think this vicar probably wasn't hanging curtains in the nude?

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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

Sure, mate. There are potatoes everywhere in my house. It could've happened to anyone

What he does in the privacy of his own home is his busines.
Poor bloke having that put all over the internet. And I hope that tue nurse that gave the quote gets struck off and/or disciplined.

I was talking to DH last night about your username btw. We found out lots about the Hindenburg.

Well he did say they were on the kitchen table...it's not like he was hanging them in the bathroom/bedroom or something.

Hilarious, and guanosoup your right she should be disciplined so much for confidentiality

If he lives in a house like mine, then there genuinely will be potatoes randomly scattered about the house.

2yo DD has a penchant for removing them from the veg basket and secreting them around the house, in fact I've just been and put 6 away that she had deposited.

I remember watching a programme once in which a man claimed he stuffed a clove of garlic up his bum every day, and he had never experienced piles or constipation because of it..... Maybe the vicar had read about health benefits of potatoes or something? (I don't know!!).

Wasnt there a hilaire thread on here once about someone who shoved garlic up their bum hole?

next thing you know it will be some sort of urban slang and you mustn't Google creamed potato.

I worked as a receptionist in A&E many moons ago and I can assure you there are a shocking amount of men who fall on sticks/bats/cucumbers/pestles!! It's suprisingingly common. I used to have to take all the details down and try not to laugh.

But agree horribly indiscreet of nurse and shouldn't have spoken to paper.

I just love local press stories and utter non-news.

It reminded me of this hilarious tale of incompetent burglars whose haul totalled a massive £125 - most of that being perishable food

When my mum worked in a prison she had to send an inmate to hospital who "accidentally" sat on his deodorant . the other inmates wouldn't let him live it down

I just realised, why did he go to the hospital to have it removed? Couldn't he have waited for a bowel movement?