To think MN should have an 'entrance exam'?

[Sparklingbrook]

To check people aren't complete doofuses before they post? Just a thought.

YADNBU.

MNHQ should be able to do a thorough search of your internet history, and if you have ever intentionally used 'lol' 'LOL' or any variants thereof, in a non ironic way, an automatic bar should be applied.

Damn. Ermmm soup and bread just don't get talked about like the other two do!

How about "can you use the search facility" or "can you see there's already a thread about the same subject, perhaps read that first in case it covers the same thing"

YABU. We need a few doofuses for contrast.

The answer is 3 because you can't weave your own Fruit shoot or Gregg's sausage roll.

The answer is b)
A) and C) belong in the bin

A) is the odd one out. The other two make you fart funny, whereas the first one makes you wee funny.

Sadly I can't weave anything

But I do like and

Noooo, I don't think I'd be allowed in.
I own more than one pair of fake uggs and my spelling is shit.
Also, I let DD eat Greggs and pot noodles

I definitely wouldn't get in. I like Uggs, Juicy Couture and bottle feeding

Perhaps a little tutorial at the end on how to do links and emoticons?

YABU

MN is a forum for Advice/chat for ALL mums. For all you know some parents might have a learning difficulty or even just had a very sheltered life so not "know" everything.

If you don't like a thread don't post on it!

I dont think an entrance exam would work as mumsnet is a complicated network of swearing injokes and other such things i would have Failed , However an end of term exam would work better as i seem to be getting the hang of it

How do you fart funny? Is it to the tune of 'the Laughing Policeman'?

I did say this was lighthearted Cats.

Sparklingbrook Please don't take offence at my post. I may have lost my sense of humour temporarily cause various members of my family have been ill over the past 2 weeks and I'm also not getting enough sleep. My DD is still not well and I am also unwell so I'm not my usual self.

Didn't mean to cause offence.

None taken Cats. have you got the horrible virus that's going round?

I think it's a cold (in my case) and possibly Flu for DD (3yr old) . DS was sick at the weekend but is better now and I injured my back last Wednesday trying to lift DD. My back is getting better but still a bit achey sometimes and I can't lift anything heavy.
We are just having a shit time at the mo.

Don't want to put a downer on your thread.

Don't be silly, I think it had all been discussed.

Hope you and DD feel better soon. We had the virus a while back, took about a month til everyone in the family was better.

At least the sun is shining.