I was offered a cup of tea. A CUP of tea. CUP.
I have just been given the most delicious looking brew... in a fucking GLASS. It's mug shaped, but it's SEE THROUGH. Frosted, with a seam up the handle. It was a freebie advertising a housing loan. AND IT'S NOT THE SAME AS A CUP OF TEA. It's ruined everything.
Should I leave the bastard?