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Think that eating pineapple will make up for the entire packet of kinder chocolate?

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lostboysfallin · 20/03/2012 21:25

why do I buy these things?
I have eaten DS's easter chocolates 4 times over, so bought some little kinder chocolate for myself

Why have I eaten the whole packet?
Ffs

OP posts:
Jacksmania · 21/03/2012 04:36

If you eat an entire pineapple, you'll get raging diarrhoea. Which will get rid of the chocolate you ate.
Problem solved.

RichManPoorManBeggarmanThief · 21/03/2012 04:53

...........or you'll go into labour, even if you're not pregnant. It's a known true fact.

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