sex question: when you are doing it...

[MateyMooo]

what are you thinking about?

the actual thing you are doing right then and there or summat else?

:) Dreamingbohemian I try to remember what I used to think about during crap sex as well, usually is this it, will this end soon?
Now All I think about is why my stupid leg is in cramp! tmi probably.
Never think about other people, usually just think that I hope he isn't hoping 'is this is, will this end soon?'

argh it, not is

I'm thinking (and saying) FUCK ME HARDER YOU BASTARD!

ahem.

I try to picture what we would look like to someone else. I can't get turned on by staring at the table and listening to all the slapping sounds.

If the sex is any good, I don't think, I just feel.

Slowest

yes that was exactly it!

Is he done yet?
How could he be this bad?
Is he always this bad?
Wait, is it me who's bad?
Is he worse than [X]? Definitely not as bad as [Y].

Thank god they can't read our minds eh...

I have a very vivid imagination

Mostly "3rd trimester sex isn't really all it's cracked up to be", at the moment, and "aargh, leg cramp!".

I'm a right goer, me. Unstoppable.

If it's good then I don't think about anything because I'm properly in the moment. If I'm thinking about other stuff that's a bad sign, and either I will end up saying something random and we'll end up in a conversation and stop or DP will distract me with something which really does get me in the moment

DP has complained before if we are in the early stages and I'm not quite in the moment yet and I say something about DS because it switches him straight out of sex mode. I'm thinking about all manner of random everyday things in the first stages, I find it hard to switch my brain off.

@ everlong

Oh this is brilliant I hope I don't come too quick

I think about DH with someone else

I fancy him, I dont fancy me, so i think of someone attractive to team him up with.

I dont want to be put off 'the moment' seeing myself bouncing about the bed like a hippo on acid!

openerofjars ATM my favourites are 'I hope my waters don't go' and 'please don't have a Braxton hicks until afterwards'

sometimes what I'm doing...

More often Hurry up....

At the time, on what's going on.

After coming, it's always the chemicals' aisle of a a garden centre deeply filtered in shades of yellow & green...

WEIRD or what?

It's been a while, but if I remember correctly, the last time I was thinking:

"Ooh, this is unusual. I'm actually having sex. It's quite good as well. Stop thinking about it! Concentrate on the feeling. Mmmmm....
He makes some funny noises.... I wonder if he will go down on me this time....he didn't last time.... I wonder if he just doesn't really like going down much...shall I ask him?....No, not yet.....I hope this condom isn't past it's sell by date.....is he going to come?...No. I am definitely not going to because I can't relax....I am getting quite sore now....shall I fake it?....I'll say something filthy....OK, that did the trick. I wonder if he will go down on me now... Oh, no, he's asleep.

I dunno...its been to long I have forgotten I think id rather have a than bother finding a man anyway! The last one took its toll rather!

Wreck Thats a lot of thinking

Am I being too loud? Will I wake the kids?

flisspaps we just had sex for the first time in a few months and my waters broke 9 hours later >

DH, but definitely some embellishment on the situation.

Recently its been along the lines of "hurry up im tired..really darling you don't need to last this long for my benefit...look im bored now...ow I've got cramp"

Dp has problems cumming and it has put me right off sex now he lasts forever :-(

Mostly seem to be thinking about how it all feels different since having DS 5 months ago (bad tear and stitches). Also find myself thinking hope it will get better again and less sore :-(

Blimey, can't remember the last time we did this. Its nice enough but would rather be asleep, hurry up, bit of faking, ah ha, yes, very nice night night. Didn't used to be like that - we were genuinely shag-rabbits, proper sweaty, shagging off the bed kind of thing but two young kids -, two CS add up to 0 sex drive..