To hope this pathetic imature little arse shits the bed tonight

[Rogerbacon]

I got some cheese triangles today and when I came to open one I noticed the little red tag that you use to peel the tinfoil off was missing as was all the tags on the other triangles

What kind of twisted person cuts of the little pully tags on cheese triangles?
They are tricky to open at the best of times

Talc, I don't want you to think I am being pedantic - in any way at all - but.

You were the one who said to eat the Jack.

Ok. So let's just make sure we have plenty of egg sandwiches and maybe a couple of pot noodles?

Not The Nine O'Clock News ahh, them were the days. It was longer ago than I thought. It was 1979 to 1982. Queen Victoria was practically alive.

but turnips taste alright

bronze

''`

Tufty I'm perfectly willing to eat Jack, but for the love of Mike let's eat the rations first.

Ok, thanks for the clarification.

We should best have a list of rules? Who we can eat. When we can eat them? Who gets the last packet of Quavers, that sort of thing. Oh, and who's turn to carry the compass. Although I'm not bothered with that, I'll just use nature to guide us. She knows the way.

Do the egg sandwiches have cress in them?

Bronze, yes, or tomato. Or both? But mayionnaise though. And pepper.

I obviously can't spell mayionnnaise.

Actually...knowing what my Ex-P told me about when he worked in a factory dpacking things like this - it is exactly the kind of thing someone working there would do, to liven their day up a bit, and relieve the mind-numbing boredom of highly repetitive work...

He used to pack a certain brand of long-life cream, and they found it hilarious to cut the foil 'tab' off the front of the packets, and imagine the poor person who bought it trying to open it without spilling cream everywhere.

And, OP, as my Ex-P was one of those who indulged in such a puerile pasttime, I will join you in wishing the bastard person who cut the red strings of your bastard cheese triangles the itchiest case of crotch-rot imaginable...

No cress in mine, ta. But I do like a bit of salad cream mashed in with the egg.

People To Be Eaten must have at least some 'sustaining' qualities to them, so no super-models need apply.

Right, time to head off to my scratcher now.

I do hope you all have a peaceful and tranquil night and are NOT AWOKEN BY FECKIN' FOGHORNS AT FIVE IN THE FECKIN' MORNING.

Nighty-bless.

I think a rule of thumb would be that all other food sources must be exhausted before starting on human flesh. Unless of course some jokers removed the tabs from the cheese trianglesthat is, then it'd only be correct to eat him (or her - not to be sexist)

Oh dear Moln - was it really the foghorns? I was spared that mournful alarm clock this morning.

I like your lateral thinking on the cannibalism/cheese triangle issue - it's good to see some good old common sense on the MN judicial sentencing front.

Interfering With Snack Food Packaging (thereby causing minor frustration, inconvenience and possible denting of contents) = Death by Anthropophagy.

Makes total sense to me

Wouldn't someone evil enough to cut off said tabs taste a little bitter though

fuck me, I see I've been eaten, and us not out of Portsmouth yet

tsk

interestingly (well, it was to me) I sat on a cheese triangle wrapper today on the bus. Luckily my one had been red stringed and therefore the contents had been removed

Nobody has eaten me for aagges!

I clicked on this thread hoping it was about the ex. No such luck!

Tmi saggy

SaggyOldClothCatPuss

What relish are you putting on?

Why do you melt cheese in a microwave to spread on crumpets?

Why dont you just put the cheese on a bung them under the grill?

*...cheese on AND bung them under the grill

that should say...

The crumpets go in the toaster and you cannot put cheese on a crumpet then put it in a toaster because the cheese slides off and makes a mess

You lie the toaster on its side first Roger

TequilaMockinBird

clever
10 out of 10

Nook! That doesn't work! Don't forget that the sides of the toaster press Inwards when you push the lever down! That would be a serious cheddartastrophe!!!