You walked into the thread
Like you were walking onto a set
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was pure Mumsnet
You had one eye in the screen
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the mods dreamed that they'd be your favourite
They'd be your favourite, and
You're so vain
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to MN Towers
And your posts naturally won
Then you flew your Live Chat up to MNHQ
To see the total eclipse of everyone
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some troll spy or the writer of Classics
Writer of classics, and
You're so vain
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?