AIBU to want a fancy dress costume that isn't skin tight and does cover my bum?

[YonWhaleFish]

Well?! Am I?

Quenelle that's brilliant! I have to go as a cartoon/comic super hero or villain - tomato may work as attack of the killer tomatoes!

Oh, my family did a Heroes and Villains party, we had: A Gangster and his Moll; Two ninjas; a Policeman; Elastigirl from The Incredibles; Superman; George and The Dragon; William Wallace; Batgirl and the Hero Granny and the robber from the shop break in saga.

Madame It def seems to be! Apparently they can make ANYTHING they like sexy if the dress is short and low enough.

I mean, a bee? A ladybird? Are the people who make these perverts? DO they rub their thighs at bugs?

That should say WTAF.. I havent just made up a new random acronym

Sorry

OOOO George and the dragon sounds good! I ideally want a couples outfit!

care bears wtf id that all about?

Well, the costumes mainly consisted of carboard cut and painted as appropriate, including shield, helmet etc. The Dragon wore a bright green hoody with a bright green painted cardboard box over her with the scales drawn on, and the leg of green tights stuffed and hung off the back for the tail. Was cracking!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fancy+dress+ghostbuster&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB393&biw=1366&bih=588&tbm=isch&tbnid=H0H5mtL21xLiPM:&imgrefurl=ehcb.tumblr.com/post/1205094534/ghostslutstars&docid=VO_eptNsjCbUAM&imgurl=27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9gw4g7jpV1qze4rpo1_400.jpg&w=347&h=460&ei=k8pgT5DNE8up0AWc1J3BBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=846&vpy=115&dur=17&hovh=259&hovw=195&tx=121&ty=169&sig=117695781406539851613&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=105&start=0&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">he's wearing a boiler suit, why cant she???

I always go as Michelle from Allo Allo - its a trenchcoat, a gun, some red lipstick, a beret and a pencil skirt and a copy of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Very easy.

We couple it up by dh doing Rene, obvs.

Which is a tache, a cushion and a waiters apron.

Why would an army nurse look like this?????

you I could get dh to go as rene!

I know madame, that's what I've been up against! Arg. That "care bear" outfit is a joke and a half.

Haha x post

last time I went out for halloween there was a group of girls dressed as Sexy 'Where's Wally?'

SEXY 'WHERE'S WALLY?'?!!!

FFS

Haha, "there's the Wally, right there" while pointing at her may well have been a suitable comment to her.

at MadameChinLegs
dread to think what kind of man finds WW sexy...