To really want to vandalise this advertising billboard

[Snowboarder]

I think it's for Corsodil (sp?) mouthwash. It says something along the lines of...

spitting blood
When you brush your teeth?
you might have gum disease

I was sat in traffic looking at it and had a sudden urge to sneak back at the dead of night to change the wording to...

Shitting blood
When you push?
You might have bum disease

I now laugh every time I drive past

Ps. This is a lighthearted thread I don't advocate vandalism or grafitti
Pps. I'm just laughing at the wording, not really at rectal bleeding

We have a stop sign at the end of the lane that someone has vandalised, it now reads

STOP!
Hammertime!

Always makes me smile. I do wonder how many people don't understand it at all though.

My sister went to school with a lad who grafittied "Good Morning MyName " on his grim route to the tube station. He said it cheered him up every morning.

There's a village just outside Brighton that I don't think has a single un-vandalised sign. Anybody else been to Fulking?

tadaaaa!

other sign graffiti

yet more sign graffiti

Cheers Fuzzpig!

Poster by our butcher said

"Nothing sucks like Electrolux"

Underneath, in huge capitals, someone had scrawled:

"You haven't tried Tracy!'

How we laughed as we drove past.

Used to live in Manchester - a famous street in the gay village called "Canal Street", had been changed to "anal Treat".

Always makes me smile.

There is a town in Western Cape called 'Hermanus' and some wags keep blotting out the M's in the road signage ....

Someone scratched away part of the lettering on the bus the other day so

'3 SEATS' read as '3 FATS'

I once used Tippex and black marker to change a sign in the Bodleian Upper Reading Room from:

QUIET AREA. NO LAPTOP USE.

to

QUILT AREA. NO LAPDANCE.