mensa should let idiots join

[Rogerbacon]

I am deeply upset that I am not allowed to join mensa because I am just a little bit stupid
In this day and age of everyone being equal i think it is against my human rights and i am being discriminated against

Make your own club? Call it Densa

if you're neither one or t'other you could sit on the Fensa

Who would want to join mensa?
You could bribe a psychologist to give you a few extra IQ points

Well, they let my H in.

I have a certificate from mensa

oh no I've just double checked and it's FENSA, we got it when the windows were replaced :o

StealthPolarBear
Thats a shame. I was going to put you down as someone clever who I could look up to and aspire to be like

I have lovely windows, maybe you could aspire to that

actually even that's not entirely correct, they are long overdue a clean

I am lovely already

Mensa does let idiots in. Heaps of them.

Sorry, I realise this is probably referring to something else I'm not MN cool enough to get, but the subject did draw me in. :)

cakewench

This refers to my rights as an idiot and nothing more

Of corse we shudn't let stoopid peepl in.

As aristottle once sayed "thick peepl don't alf get on me tits!"

You have to pay subs to be a member don't you?

Never quite got the point of it myself.

Mensa does let idiots in. Heaps of them

Jimmy Saville and Gary Bushell were/are.members. Enough said.

When I fist joined there was a lot of good things about Mensa. There were special interest groups run a bit like fan clubs that helped me with my special interests when I was younger; Redundant now we have the internet. There were local meetings and a magazine with an excellent letters page which was like a very slow internet forum.
I don't really see the point in it any more which is why I left.

I know a couple of MENSA members. They are thick.

I have always thought you have to be a bit of an idiot to want to join mensa tbh.

I did one of those at home tests for MENSA, sent it in, and was dead impressed with myself when they wrote back to say that my IQ was high enough for me to potentially become a member, and would I like to come and sit a formal test at some hotel?

The it occurred to me that, since they charge £25 (I think) for the pleasure of sitting their test, then they'd be quids in if they just sent that letter out to everyone. Which is probably what they do.

I do think you should start your own group called DENSA. That's genius

And why isn't there a womensa? It's outrageous!

The only person I know who is a member of Mensa is a prize plum.

You're better off being a member of mumsnet.

Agree. Mumsnetters are more intelligent anyway

Intelligence is not much use if you can't apply it to something useful. On it's not as useful as common sense, an ability people are willing to pay for, or good looks.

One good thing about having a high IQ: It means I'm eccentric rather than just weird.

(high class or rich people also get to be called eccentric rather than weird)
(Not my idea, it's just the rules)