What would you do if you dared?

[Bluebirdpies]

Having a good weed in the garden and Have filled up a carrier bag of our neighbours cat's shit. If I dared, I'd love to go and give it back to her. I obv won't but I'd LOVE to.

What would you love to do if you dared?

Go to the supermarket in tap shoes and a glittery hat and turn shoping into a full blown song and dane routine. And everyone else there would have to join in.

Dance. Though Danes are welcome.

Shoplift, occasionally.

Run away. Run very far away.

Stand as a UKIP prospective MP

Are we allowed to say messily dispose of all the people who've ever seriously wronged us, or is that taking this thread a bit out of intended scope

As long as you clear the mess up Hecate.

Tell dp's 'mother' (I use the term loosely) exactly what I think of her..

Tell everyone I meet exactly what I'm thinking, rather than glossing it over.

"ooh Mil, you've got a new hairdo, it looks like it was cut by a blind squirrel with a caffeine addiction"

"yes Bil, I'm very impressed that you have yet another new phone, even though you don't pay for your kids' nursery fees so that Dsis has to struggle to buy food each month"

"DNeighbour, I can hear your fake orgasm perfectly though the walls at 3am, just as I can hear you yelling down the phone/at your kid every day"

Oops, u sound v. but I'm not, I promise

I just hide it well

u i obviously!

Tell all area managers, directors etc exactly how crap all their ideas are , that it serves nothing but to make life more difficult for the staff that actually work oh and tell them I'd like to shove their emails up their -overpaid- lazy arses :o one can dream can't they? :)

I'd deposit dog poo through the letterboxes of dog-owners who don't clear it up, same with litter, vandalise the cars of people who park or drive dangerously. Just generally wreak revenge

On a more positive note - take a year off and go travelling in the CamperVan

Give up and let exp have full custardy then suicide.

I'd love to respond honestly to my friends' facebook statuses...

Oh, bitchy. That is so so sad.

• be a kidney donor for a stranger (don't dare do it at the moment in case I die; I have 3 young DCs)

• have a face lift (don't dare as frivolous selfish waste of money, can't justify it etc etc but boy would I love to look 10 years younger)

Pack up the kids and move to the South of France. Although I have no idea how I'd finance us there.

Sigh. It's going to be on my 'things I regret not doing' list when I'm in the old folks home. I just know it.

I'd ditto the Op and hand back the cat shit my DC's keep stepping in.

I'd stop babbling endlessly to people I don't know in RL, because I feel I have to fill in those awkward silences.

I'd round up all the people I don't like and airlift them to an uninhabited island with a survival guide (because I'm generous)

Hecate - its been one of those weeks and today has just pushed me over the edge. I didnt mean to hit post. Thankfully i could never go through with suicide. And ds doesnt want to live with his dad so i will keep fighting. But today, today i want the world to stop so i can get off it for a bit.

Key a certain person's car.

Key a certain person's van.

Tell someone her dh has been messing about behind her back.

Set up a facebook page announcing that someone is a criminal.

I am a bad bad bad person.

I'm just so sorry that you're feeling like this.

I have super absorbent shoulders if you ever need one. Please believe that. You can pm me any time xx

Fuck off abroad with DS to somewhere ex would never find us.

Or arrange an 'accident'.

TooManyButtons!!!

What is stopping you?

I cant think of 'if Id dare' but Ive no doubt there'd be some.

Hecate, Thank you.