To think some people are very proud of their poo

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No I am not a poo troll.

Why do so many people leave their giant shites in the toilet for all to see? Have they not been taught how to flush? Does their own toilet overflow with shite as they have not mastered this skill?

Do they think they have such a great diet that they feel the need to share their perfectly formed turd with everyone else incase one of us are Gillian McFaint fanatics and want to take it home in an icecream box to run analysis on.

I can understand if the flush is broken - but they are not, and also if it was broken then the previous persons pee/poo would still be there.

I think I am going to stop drinking water at the gym - it makes me need to pee and the toilets make me boak.

Errrmm floaters? >shudders

My 3 yr old is very proud of his poo. Sometimes he names them and calls me for a look.

Floaters. Have been in public toilets and waited twice for the cistern to fill up and flushed again...but it is till there. And at that point I have given up.

he is 3 though

Same with bloody tissues and tampons - flush the fuckin toilet and put the tampons in the bin.

I know someone who was so proud of one effort he took a photo and showed it to his mum and his mates. Aged 20 at the time

LOL Pascha, wasn't my eldest by any chance was it?

My husband and BIL photo their shots and send them to each other and play 'my shits bigger than your shit'

They are 25 and 31...

I also know someone who is proud of his poo. he also likes to examine all poos in the house. oh yeah, another 3 year old.

He's a younger brother, not related to me thankfully.

I am very proud of mine, having had a couple of colonics i could harp on about bowel movements for a longggggggggggggggg time

some teenage (or not? she looked about 13?) girl did same in my shop the other day.
it was the same day i'd had a musical bumps session upstairs, so dh automatically assumed it was a 3-year-old.

she'd just left it without flushing, and dh said it stank

I am STREEMLY proud of my poo

After 15 years of chronic constipation I seem to somehow have hit upon the perfect formula for a daily movement of impressive heft and minimal strainage. I went twice yesterday and I've already been once today, and I reckon I might go again before bed! The first poo in this current ecstatic poo-spree filled the toilet bowl until a little pooey pyramid was sticking up above the water. I had to be wrapped in a tinfoil blanket and given Lucozade after that particular effort...

I text DH regular updates on my newly functioning waste disposal system, but have not yet resorted to pictures.

the time might come though. Never take for granted the life-enhancing properties of competent shitting!

Please share Lumpy. I am ashamed of my pathetic poo efforts!

Oh, I mean your formula, not photos!

My daughter gives fanastic descriptions of her poos and is very proud. She is two years old though.

In our house we have cornflake poo, catapillar poo, chocolate sauce poo (when dd ill).

She throws a tantrum when her wonderful poos are flushed away.

Oh! THANK YOU for understanding Tarty

Embarrassingly, it turns out that laying off the laxatives and dining on bowls of almost-dry bran flakes and green apples, getting plenty of exercise, and drinking 2 litres of water a day in addition to pints of hot tea, does the trick.

Now why didn't anyone tell me this years ago eh? EH??? Oh....hang on....