To be monumentally narked because DH dropped the carbonara sauce out of the fridge?

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

And it landed in a big splatty heap on the floor and the sodding dog ate it. And I'd been looking forward to it all day. Now he's saying I should have pesto. LIKE THAT'S THE SAME

I was going to say LEAVE THE BASTARD but see y'all have beat me to it.

YANBU about the pesto suggestion. The nerve. I suggest your DH sleeps on the couch tonight. Pesto indeed....

beatEN.

YABU for buying carbonara sauce in the first place. It is lazy.

This is an ideal eggy bread moment.

But...I don't like eggs!

Sorry but at the dog eating it.

YABU to like pasta though. Only to be eaten under sufferance laziness as everyone else likes it.

why the hell would anyone actually buy carbonara sauce? it's just bacon, eggs and cream, how hard is that to make

at Chickens about the eggs in carbonara

If you want a creamy pasta sauce without eggs, fry bacon, onions, garlic then glug in some cream and let it bubble for a bit. Frozen peas usually get added at this point in our house. Tip over hot pasta, grate on lots of parmesan. Put on stretchy pants and then scoff the lot.