To get a sick, twisted pleasure in

[MadameChinLegs]

Watching my Pizza's progress online with Dominos?

I think I might have ishoos.

You can do that?!? Totally getting a pizza tomorrow
i am so excited that a little bit of wee came out

If my pizza-progress-page suddenly went back to Preparation, I'd spend the first 2 minutes thinking "whoop, they're giving me another pizza for free"....then Id call them.

I did once literally chase the Dominos delivery guy back to his car once (while 8 months pg) as we ordered four pizzas (had guests) and he only delivered three. When I tapped on his window he nearly had a heart attack. I said "please, sir, we ordered 4 pizzas" and he just said "I'm sorry, I've had a proper shit day" I was