To believe I've been abducted and experimented on by aliens?

[youarekidding]

EEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,

after 3 months of cold, infections and a week of steroids because my chest was so inflammed breathing was nigh on impossible, I am spouting bright yellow - yes neon yellow, crap from every exit hole I own.

AIBU to think the blood tests showed up no underlying health condition because clearly, I must have been abducted and experimented on my aliens?

youarekidding - Haven't you been keeping a spreadsheet on trolls then? You have soooo much to learn.

katie - thanks for tip. Might encourage DP to have some next time she has a cold

I thought this was real, there was a MNer at one point who believed this, I thought she was back

Only after the night before, you have woken her, breathlessly at 4am, yelling "The aliens took you, OMG!!!!!!! what was it like?"

I get neon yellow wee from taking B vitamins. :) It's fun!

Oh, just had a thought at the vitamins. Due to continued virus attacks I bought some soluable bright orange vit c tablets. Bet it's that doing the pee thing?

giraffes 'Tis not I, and anyway it's now the zombies I am more concerned about!

And so you should be.

Well now I know what a OFRS is - so slightly more prepared!

Pee slightly less green now, yellow ooze clearing nicely!

OFRS=Oh Fuck Ruck Sack. Packed with essentials for the Zombie Apocalypse.

I know where mumoftwinsplus1 is.

She us attempting to moon the zombies (subtle clue!)