to think we need a fave mumsnetter thread.....

[Synyster]

as we haven't had one for about a month

They might be real. I've not checked. I've only got one alter ego. Unless you count my crime fighting superhero identity.

fucking hell.

no one ever fucking loves me you bunch of bastards.

not even my previous persona is loved.

I hate you all you cunts

ad Tiggy is a bloke? how did that happen?

erm Bob, chromosomes I think,
It all starts when a man a woman love each other very much....

i'm sure he never used to be a bloke though.

and more importantly why does nobody love me? hmm? hmmmm? hmmmmmmmm?

And then they have speshul cuddles wot involve the Baby Dance and Dust...

nobody loves me enuf to cuddle me. speshul nor otherwise

Zombie is a bit to be included in such august company. She is after all merely a little zombie shuffling her way through life as best she can.

Zombie appreciates the wide diversity of MN but she loves her dustbin friends the best. Especially Stratters who gave Zombie refuge when Zombie needed it most.

awwwww Catgirl come 'ere ya big softie

I luffs you all. apart from you, yes YOU

I love the fact that Stratters strays now include a zombie in the bin, a raven on the garden and a dog in the shower

is Zombie male or female?

not that I'm desperate or anything

ahem

I believe zombie has mentioned her zombie dh and zombie dcs Brian

Zombie is female. That's why she uses feminine pronouns.

There is indeed a DZH. Zombie and DZH were both survivors of the Great Zombie Extermination Wars earlier in the noughties. Sadly we both lost our previous OHs but somehow we found each other. Zombie has no DCs but DZH has 2 grown up DDs.

Zombie doesn't think even MN is ready for ZombieSex lessons...

Zombie is also confused and is in fact a chap.

:( Brian will have to admire Zombie from afar in a totally weird non-lesbian way then

Honeydragon has noticed that everyone, not just Zmbie is speaking in the third person is Zombie catching?

Brian agrees with HoneyDragon, Zombie is infecting us through MN!!!!!

Ahem...I have been wondering if I should NC but I need the help of some very clever and popular MNers for guidance...
I have been trying to establish myself here but this thread has made me wonder if anybody even notices me...

Bob doesn't give a shit.

Mumof1plustwins.

I tend to notice mum/mummy related names a bit less to be honest. They meld together a bit. I realise that makes me a bit crap.

I have noticed you though. winning

Ta peeps.

I've been telling DH for yonks that I need to give up work and invest more time on MN.

This thread has confirmed it