To wonder who STOLE the 12 pack of TWIX??

[QuintessentialyHollow]

FESS UP!

Seriosly, it is gone. It is nowhere in the house.

lol
wasn't me
but you've just reminded me i bought a 5 pack of curly wurly and they are hidden in the car

mmmmmmmm

Now, that is a clever hiding place!

My mum used to hide chocolate under the sink in the cupboard because we would never go in there as it was where allthe cleaning stuff was

mmmmmmmmmwasn'tmmmmmmmme

My DS is a demon cake and sweetie and chocolate sniffer out. Anyone would think he was a deprived child banned from eating anything nice, but no, he has his fair share! Yet this is apparently not enough. He sneaks down at night on raids, hides things under his bed, in drawers etc.
His list includes - cereal packets, peanut butter jars, nutella jars, Lilt lemon tea, with a spoon out of the jar, cakes, biscuits, chocolates, crisps....
His latest, this week, was a raid on the packets of chocolate chip and chocolate muffins I had bought.
Went to get them out. One choc chip one left, missing the top, neatly sliced off with a knife. Cross faces all round. DS denies all knowledge.
I get the other packet out. BOTH choc ones similarly scalped.
NO, not him!

I point out that it was not Daddly, was not Mummy and that the dog does not have opposable thumbs and cannot get them out of a packet, use a knife and put them back again neatly.
Still in denial.
Result - no-one else wants to eat a scalped muffin.

Idratherbemuckingout at the risk of upsetting you it sounds like your DS has an eating disorder. That is not normal behaviour.

Do you have a pet teenager by any chance ?

I still have not found it.

My boys are 6 and 9, they are clever, but not clever enough to hide chocolate wrap after the deed is done! My husband, on the other hand, has been known to nick the boys' gingerbread men.....

oohhhh i've had my curly wurly with my morning coffee

delicious!

could you have accidentally thrown them in the bin??

[grasping at straws emotion]

Noinspiration, that HAD occurred to me. Not sure what to do about it though. Apart from never buy the things he likes pinching and snacking on.

Idratherbemuckingout, It's a tough thing to deal with, but your GP will be able to give you a referral to a specialist. They'll provide you with all the help and support you need.

It was the same fucker who steals em in this house!

All eyes of suspicion fall on DS in this house.
When he was a little boy he would sneak the chocolate tree decorations out of the wrapper and leave the empty foils hanging.

Now as a 12yo he is like a heat seeking missile when it comes to After Eights.

But even he would be pushed to scoff a 12 pack of Twix

(Are they single Twix rather than the twin bars?)