To use the happy mummy = happy baby notion...

[Kayano]

To justify spending the baby's child benefit on sky sports so mummy can watch F1?

disclaimer not serious but totally want the F1 channel!!! Argh!!!!

Kayano Maybe if you were finding it difficult to settle DD you could use the noise from the F1 as white noise. That would not be UR. Happy settled DD = Happy settled mum. However YABUR for licking F1 it's sooo mind numbing it would settle the most fractious of DC with or without the white noise.