Blimey O'Riley!

[thebestisyettocome]

Words utterly fail me
This is wrong on so many levels....

Miss Burge, a former nurse, is more than capable of paying for the lavish parties and gifts thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties

What the Jeff happens at one of those?

I'm going to stick my neck out and say this woman is probably NOT a mumsnetter

For anyone not wanting to click, it's in the mail about 'the human barbie' mum who's spent 500000 on surgery and has given her 8 YO DD 8000 of vouchers for plastic surgery.

Not allowed to use them until her 18th birthday, but I suppose until that time she can live her life through the lens of knowing her mum thinks she'll need to/should look better

catgirl, the mind boggles.

The men put their car keys in a bowl. The women pick them out and the bloke gets to chose which bit needs surgery before they shag?

that is so sad :(

I hope 'plastic surgery' and 'swinging parties' are two separate things. Unless there are people who py handsomely for a boob job whilst banging someone else's husband.

your wife has so much surgery she becomes unrecognisable and have to shag all the wives to work out which one was yours?

I actually fee bad about linking this and I'm convinced the DM journals probably take bets on how long before we discuss it on here!

catgirl

It's bad punctuation it should be:

the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery, swinging parties and writing erotic novels.

I rather thought she was missing a comma, but I liked the image it conjured up

£7000 on lipo-vouchers ?
She's needing to get a grip and buy the child a decent bed and bedding.

Did you see the state of the bedroom in the pictures ?

Cheap orange carpet , and divan without proper bedding .
But little girls wearing a tutu , so that's ok then ?

Yes drives. I also confess to noticing the lack of a valance sheet

One of pet hates - divan beds without a valance. Goodness knows why but it makes my teeth itch

My went missing in my post!

What strikes me is the phrase mother-of-three. What do the other DCs get? No other mention, are they older and chosing privacy. Or just boys and get no attention from mum.... odd odd woman

at the improper bedding.

I saw this woman on a program recently, Pushy Mums or something. She was in tears as her older daughter didn't want to 'make the most' of her camera time to get publicity. Poor kids, she must be hard to live with.

Massive wind-up.

It got her lots of attention last time when she doled out a "boob job voucher" so she's doing it again. If people stopped being shocked, she'd slink off and get her tits out somewhere public for attention instead

Hopefully the child will be able to cash it in for counselling instead. Assuming that she will need liposuction at 18 seems to be a recipe for all kinds of disorders.

And yeah, on a shallow note, orange carpet, purple bedding and cheap divan bed on show. Classy.

Why do the DM always report the value and number of bedroom of the houses people live in

love the way this has been reported as a DM story - even though it was first in the Mirror...

tut tut

I didn't know that MateyMooo though it doesn't surprise me

From the thread title, I thought this was about casual racism about Irish people (along the lines of "Blimey O'Reilly", "taking the mickey/michael" and "having a paddy).

Seriously though, I feel so sorry for the daughter. She doesn't need this shit. She's a beautiful girl already. And even if she weren't, she doesn't need cosmetic surgery to boost her self esteem.

It was also in the DM months ago.... its a very old, and boring story..

Hark at you squeakytoy

You'd think after £500,000 she'd at least be pretty. She should sue.