I WISH i lived in my sisters house!!

[M0naLisa]

Now im normally an outgoing person and if people want parties then fair dos, why cant they have one, im guilty of going to house parties and holding them too.

But a neighbour having a party until 4am on Work/School today would piss me right off!!!

I just said to my sister i wished i lived where she'd lived (which nearly happened but because sister got there first i missed out on the house) because id have took great pleasure last night in watching my husband smash up the neighbours Sound System!!!

Ok maybe not, but id took great delight in the police turning up to a house that is rented by an M-Cat/Weed Dealer!!

Thats right id have called the police - but sister didnt she left it going and going and going, getting to sleep at 4.30am and waking at 5.30 with her toddler son.
I would be playing my music loud all day today!! Who wouldnt?

So a hypothetical WIBU? haha

I feel like one of those people who have woken up speaking another language - none of this thread makes any sense and its not the only thread today.

Ah well!! Moving on.....

I am Warren - I started early, just to keep up today.

for apocalypsecheese for your excellent translating skils.

Thought this was going to be another property porn thread

Ahh no im not/wasnt drunk. Got no wine!!!

Are we supposed to give burglars sports equipment too now? World gorn mad, innit. I might just offer mine the Sainsbos Sports tokens and leave them to it, tbh.

Lol.

I suppose it's so that you can distract the burglar with a game of baseball? I quite like that idea. But why not cricket? Or tiddlywinks?

Eh

I am confused.

I am so like gonna call my next feline companion M Cat lolz.

Monopoly would be better. Crims like money.
And it might be raining.

I know: poker!

Yes. They can wear those green visor things and smoke cigars. That'll distract them from nicking your stuff and locking you in a cupboard.

Or Twister?

Does your DH play cricket?

Poker and then twister. Yay, we've double-handedly wiped out burglary. Do you think Dave will give us a medal?

Dave will, he so will. He'll tell us all about the time he was a victim of something and then give us a medal. Whilst not looking at all like a boiled side of ham.
I will wear my good tweed.

Oh yes, he'll be our bestest mate. :) Do you think we should have a not so quiet word with him about some of his policies?

I could kneecap him? I bought a handy gadget from Lakeland. It's personalised.

Or we could use the baseball bat.

I never knew they sold kneecapping gadgets at Lakeland!

Are the neighbours also benefit cheats? Are there children living there with more than one father between them?

They do, part of the Borderline Illegal range. Wipe clean, dishwasher safe and room for up to seven of your initials and/or medication needs.

..........This is just silly now haha