To leave MN because I like pre-made pancakes and Paul McCartney???

[BupcakesandCunting]

What the hell am I doing heeeeeere? I don't belong here etc etc.

That's right. Pre-made pancakes and Paul McCartney. Love them. You twats.

GetOrf Liz mentalist Jones? FFS .

I don't belong on this thread, you are ruining everything.

I too am shocked at Getorf's love for Ms Jiz Loans.
Shocked and Saddened.

lol at shocked and saddened.

I don't like her per se, but she makes me roar.

That picture of her sat in her exmoor cottage with ripped leggings and a cat on her lap never fails to cheer me up.

Plus she wrote about Glastonbury once and she moaned that it was really noisy, the daft bat.

I think the person she writes about is a persona, and she is IRL as sharp as a tack and rolling in it.

Me and Sue ain't no haterz. We're just Pro is all

MissM showbiz fingers is like shooty fingers, but with a showbiz twist.

You know the ones

LOOK at the picture at the bottom www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1369017/How-seconds-day-therapy-cured-depression.html

Why is the bird called Sally Stubbs (sister of Una?) in the 2nd picture on that link being photographed halfway down a helter skelter?

Helter Skelter

Which is a great Macca song btw

Wtf is she wearing on her feet in that pic

I have those socks Green, don't mock.
I also had those jodhs when I was 13, after falling off in a gorse hedge.

They're socks?

Why? Why are they so big?

Sue you live in Devon...

are you Liz Jones?

All becomes clear....
Those socks are big because she has square toes like all witches,

And i should know.

I do indeed know the ones. Thank you.

I might have to leave Mumsnet as I have twigs (but no pebbly shit), and I like Cath Kidston.

Yes, I am she. Stealer of sperm and madder than a hatbox full of chipmunks.

I HATE Macca, pre are pancakes and Jizz Loans. IM STAYING!

I like Macca, in a sad way like he's a daft old dog that needs caring for or else the nasty dawg will man-rape him. (Evil dawg is that Mills character).

I bought Aunt Bessies pancakes in Lidl today. AND ATE THEM.

I also thought the MN scarf was utter tat.

Aunt Bessie does pancakes? The filthy hoo-er.

I am, at any moment, a mere 90 seconds away from pancake-related duttyness

fuck yeah!

Aunt Bessie the yorkshire pudding faggots lady? Or is there a special Lidl Aunt Bessie? Tante Gudrun or something?

I am with you there. Macca is a fucking legend and pancakes are good in whatever form.

I have just been salivating over mccanns frozen jacket spuds.

YY Aunt Bessie of frozen yorkies/roast tatty fame. A legend, if you will. Our Lidl stocks her, she's all over the frozen aisle like Buppers on Macca's nob.

Tante Gudrun

Which reminds me of a potterie place in France we passed called Tante Fanny.

No. I can't accept this. Macca is a twat. Now, I like the thumbs aloft. but pre-made pancakes. .

Mind you. Love aunty Bessie. in all her forms.

Bupcakes you are part of the MN furniture. Embrace it.