I feel like a bloody extra in Trainspotting, in that scene. My poor DS (2.5) has the worst Diarrhea, EVER! It is doing the rounds at nursery and luckily it hasn't been a pukefest too.
Yesterday it was just too much..
1100hrs went shopping as cupboard was bare and I needed to go to bank, DS let off one rip roaring bottom burp in posh food shop and then just stood there filling his nappy, endlessly.
Couldn't find a loo, so held him under his arms and ran back to the car, lay him down on car seat and poo poured out if him, all over the car seat, on the carpet, gear stick, handbrake...My son was screaming as if being abducted and my DD sat on the pavement retching.
Managed to clear him up, strip him and get him into carseat. Clear passenger car seat as best I could and get in and drive home (with DD), retching all the way.
I have shampooed and scrubbed the car seat - now smells like a cross between a bloody hospital and boudoir - lingering notes of dettol, rose and eau du poo.
1500hrs: I decided to mow the lawn, put DD & DS in conservatory, with window open (so I could keep one eye on them). DS had no nappy on as his bottom was sore and I thought I had a 20 min interval between poo's to mow the back garden (commencing with picking more shit a la dog up from the garden). About halfway through, I stick my head in and see DS using DD's new coat to clear up the lake of poo on floor..... Well at least he had tried to clear it up!
this morning - he is double nappied. I am not leaving this house until we experience a more solid variety.
I want the POO TO END!!! - I have tried to everything, bar starvation.