AIBU to wake DH up

[Gloribe]

when he starts 'sleep wanking'?

Not only is it very distracting when I'm trying to concentrate on Tara Road but I also think it means there's something wrong with his brain.

He said all his brothers have done it and it's perfectly normal for a grown man to tug at himself while slumbering.

I wouldn't even mind so much but it's the 'fap fap fap' noise that goes with it. I wake him up when he starts and he is really pissed off every time. I'm kind of hoping it will break the habit.

AIBU?

put vicks vaporub on his bloody hands too...

Yuck, hes awake of course he is. No wonder you dont fancy him anymore,i do believe wanking is a private thing

Hehe you actually made me laugh out loud op and my kids keep asking why!

hecate yes or get him to chop chillis,we will soon see whos asleep or not.

Google Sexomnia....

Well, personally, I believe that everyone who happily goes to the toilet in front of their partner (unless in extremis) should be divorced. There's no quicker way to go off someone, in my opinion.

I guess he could be doing in his sleep, but it seems a but weird to me.... This thread has made me and DH lol though!

Maybe suggest he wears pants to bed so he cant access it so frequently?

@ chillis