He stole my cheese!!!! I was putting ds to bed and left some cheese out on the side to sprinkle over my spag bol. He asked me why it was out and I told him 'to put on my tea'.
He then said 'ok', I'll put philly on my sandwiches. I then came down after putting ds to bed and found the tiniest slither you can imagine left in the fridge. I mean what was even the point. I pointed this out to him and he said that 'he'd forgotten'.
First he eats my cheese, then he leaves the teeniest bit to taunt me of his cheese stealing abilities in the fridge.
He then had the gall to ask me about the last chocolate muffin left in the kitchen. 