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So was pag a bitch?

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historyrepeats · 07/02/2012 23:22

What happened?

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HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 08/02/2012 09:08

like a step up from hollering at the brats 'Because I say so' or 'It just is'. Her maj almost certainly drops in 'Just do it, I am the fucking queen you know'.

Pagwaatch · 08/02/2012 09:08

I bet she does. I would.

"get me a cup of tea Charlie, I am the fucking Queen'

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 09:10

just imagining her saying it in her high pitched cut glass voice Grin

HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix · 08/02/2012 09:13

Phil: 'what would you like for breakfast Liz?'

Liz: 'Ay want cake'

Phil: 'cake Liz? for breakfast?'

Liz: 'Ay can have whatever I want, I am the fucking queen'

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 09:14

"If you don't bring me a cake Ay will have your head cut orf"

historyrepeats · 08/02/2012 09:41

As clear as mud. Wink

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 10:01

"Don't get cheeky with me, historyrepeats, Ay am the fucking Queen you know"

TheVermiciousKnid · 08/02/2012 10:04

"Don't get cheeky with me, historyrepeats, Ay am the fucking Queen you know"

Apologies for lowering the tone, but I can't quite help myself from swapping around 'the' and 'fucking' in that sentence ...

Please send naice cake to the Tower if I am arrested for treason.

TheBluehoneyDragon · 08/02/2012 10:38

Fanjo nice to see you with clothes on now

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 10:49

Blue..don't tell everyone about our tryst last night Blush

losttheflickumdickumagain · 08/02/2012 10:52

Sorry, but can I just be nosey and ask why pagwaatch now has 2 a's? Noticed the other day, and I've wondered ever since.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 10:56

It's her new evil self..like Kaa from the Jungle Book..don't stare into her eyes

losttheflickumdickumagain · 08/02/2012 11:23

Thanks for that Grin Don't know why I needed to know that, just did.

historyrepeats · 08/02/2012 11:42

Sorry fanjo

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 11:48

No, lost, I was kidding, have no idea why she changed!

losttheflickumdickumagain · 08/02/2012 12:00

I'm blaming not sleeping for 5 years for that going straight over my head, and I'm sticking to it!

Pagwaatch · 08/02/2012 14:22

Kaaa..kakakaka...kaaaaa

Pagwaatch · 08/02/2012 14:23

I don't know. I did a Dickens name and I had to figure out how to name change as I never do it.
So I tweaked Grin

It's weird though. Like wearing someone elses pants

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2012 14:38

I almost started quite.a cool rumour there

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 14:40

Was this about the stray love letter, QueenPagbitch?

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