to want to divorce DH due to the stench

[generousoffer]

He went out for beer and curry last night. Not too pissed, not too late.

But this morning the whole house reeks like something has died. Just a shitty, farty smell over the ENTIRE house.

Too cold to open windows. Air freshener is just laughing at me.

I bet this doesn't happen to Benedict Cumberbatch

Candles, air freshener is useless and will kill you dead.

Yuck.

Shut the bedroom door (or whichever room he is in) and FORCE the bugger to sit there with the windows open for 10 minutes!

look, get some of this stuff - never mind the aerie faerie stuff about it, I tell you it is the BEST fart and stench neutraliser ever. Honestly. It's fantastic - and it doesn't hang around like air fresheners, just kills the stench, smells like lemon for a couple of minutes and that's it. I spray it at DH all the time. No noxious chemicals in it either. :)

Open the windows and make him wear nothing but shorts and tshirt

Oh god, divorce him

YANBU. I had to make my husband face the other way this morning so he wasn't breathing on me, and don't get me started on the state he leaves the toilet in.

Leave the bastard!

(always wanted to post that)

Open the windows! You must.

:o I bet it does happen to le Cumberbatch

He's sleeping in a stinky, farty fug of his own making as we speak.

His Mum's desperately trying to air the rest of the house before his auntie Betty comes over.

And he did a little wee in one of his shoes.

open the windows, in all rooms but your front room, put fire on, snuggle under a blanket with the DCs watching a DVD, tell DH he's not allowed in until he doesn't smell. That'll learn him.

just wrap up warm and open all windows for 5 min when he has just finished his shower

Dump the smelly bastard!

Seriously though and speaking from bitter experience it will get worse today as he farts hiss way merrily through the day then incinerates the toilet pan.

I suggest you make him shower but make him refrain from shitting until you have left the house. Turn the heating off,open every window, ask him to strip the bed and wash the bedding on a long cycle, remake the bed and leave it fresh for yout tonight.

Go out yourself for a nice day somewhere warm.

Tell him he cannot shut the windows for a at least an hour and when he does he needs to save his farts for outside and light lots of scented candles and put the heat back on.

"And he did a little wee in one of his shoes." :o