My DH is a bit of a joker ... but I'm worried if this may be a case of many a true word spoken in jest?
He says he finds me attractive (I believe him), when I moan about my weight (have a 4 month old baby) he tells me there are hundreds of women out there without kids who would kill for my figure. Ok I'm no super model more of a pint sized pixie but I guess some may do?
When I'm dressed up, he tells me I look stunning (jeesh he sounds great doesn't he? Please read on!
) but then he goes and says ...
If you could cook (I'm crap, he knows, I know, so he cooks!) you'd be the perfect X (X being a middle of the range car that I can't even remember the make of).
In his world - things are rated by cars!?! But I don't want to be a middle of the range family car ... I want to be a fab car! An expensive, good looking, preferably convertable, fast and fun car! 
Ok, most of the time all of the time at the moment I'm not dressed up or in full make-up ... but I try and look presentable at least!
Do I need to upgrade myself or just laugh off his joke? (was it a joke?)
P.S I'm crap with cars so that's why my subject line is about shoes 