Moving on from the Don't Do thread- The Don't "Get" thread.

[BackToB4Beatrice]

I don't get Johnny Depp
I don't get Twitter
I don't get Little Britain

Pandemonlaa - there are people who won't let others poo on their loos? Wtf?

Miranda
(But I do get Chummy so am I OK?)
Lip piercing
Strictly
Luxury cars
Tom Cruise

Haha, I don't get the big deal about oral sex, and I certainly don't get any pleasure from giving it.

@ pippit

I also don't get what's so desirable about chewing on other people's appendages or having your own chuff munched. Don't get that at all.

I do not get Twitter and God alone knows I've tried

I do not get TOWIE at all. Not even a little bit.

I seriously do not get Heavy Metal 'music'

I don't get people getting all hung up and obsessed with singers and actors. Seriously, get a grip.

TV Soaps. Why do this to yourself?

Best stop now - I'm in Meldrew mode and this could get boring............

I don't get:

Twitter
Team sports of any kind
Magazines for children too young to actually read
Cupcakes
Leggings worn as actual trousers (okay, I am actually jealous, rather than bemused)
Evelyn Waugh
The Royal Wedding or indeed anything involving feeling part of a national moment
Computer games
Sex (in both senses :( )
Small talk

Can I add Facebook?
And football.

I don't get:

Miranda
Davina McCall
French manicured false nails
Clothes from Next
The X Factor
All inclusive holidays

Face book
The office
Twitter
Football
Cricket
Reality TV
New labour

I don't get Twilight, or anything made by apple!

I don't get

Football
X factor
Jimmy Carr
Ugg boots
Orange fake tans (can't they see the neon glow when they look in the mirror?)
Peanuts. In fact, nuts of any kind.
Lord of the rings
Huuuge televisions when the room is only 9 ft square
Beach holidays

Reality TV
Little Britain
Boy bands/ R&B/Commercial House
Describing things as 'sexy' - e.g. 'sexed up dossier' - eh?
Fake tans/fake nails/plastic (cosmetic rather than reconstructive) surgery
Pubs with dress codes
Shopping as a pastime
Gadgets
"Administration fees" on just about everything

The fascination with Cheryl cole.

Pandora bracelets.
Justin Bieber.
X Factor.
Catherine Tate.
Magnums (ice creams not guns, and I DO get Magnum PI).
Harry Hill's 'comedy'.
The Today Programme.
The fuss over the film The Artist.

The muppets!!!

But they're wonderful1

That's 'wonderful!', obviously.

So shocked I couldn't operate the Shift key.

i don t get ; tv , any. ironing , any. stuff it , the list is eternal , i dont get anything , ever .thou , i m reasonably appy , so, is there something i should b getting ?