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To seriously question bloody Nina's credentials?

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cheekyseamonkey · 25/01/2012 18:09

this may be a distraction from all the depressing real world threads on here.

I mean it's all smoke & mirrors i'n't it? Why do onions make us cry? Let's use a microscope to look at the cell structure. (good start). Then let's piss off to the Eden project just to look at a mister, because it explains how the juice sprays in the air.

No explanation of why onions do & other veg don't (I may write to Mr Bloom).

AND stop wearing that double breasted, margarine yellow belted jacket! It's foul & makes you look 3 feet wide!!!

FFS Nina, did you even get a C at double award science?!

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cheekyseamonkey · 25/01/2012 21:36

I'm now picturing CSI CBeebies with Nina, exclaiming about Nisha's murrrrderr & choosing which fecking neuron to use (not that they serve any purpose), to solve the case. It could be an EE style murder with 6 suspectswith dopey alibis & equal motive.

But then of course, Nina won't solve it, she'll just take some random chdren & take them to The Body Farm to study unrelated decomposition.

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BandOMothers · 25/01/2012 21:49

Aitch no...I nc a while back I wanted this name, saw there was a poster who had been on about 3 years back and thought everyone would have forgotten her. Have since found out I was wrong! You're the 3rd person to ask!

I was MumblingRagDoll and numerous other names before that. Nobody will know me in my old names though....and even now I am assumed to be someone else!

[mumbles and mutters bitterly]

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 25/01/2012 21:55

of COURSE i know mumblingragdoll, don't be daft. but bandofmothers was a great girl, so people will remember her also.

Raahh · 25/01/2012 21:57

ohhh- mini cbeebies related hijack- BUT I saw a Baby Jake doll in Tesco today, and am very, very scared.....[bgrin]

I watched Nina today, and it really jarred when she actually said 'we scientists'Grin. Yep- you poor, deluded bit part actress you- you are a SCIENTIST

and Nisha and her stoopid smile can bugger offGrin

cheekyseamonkey · 25/01/2012 22:13

Eeew, was it a real baby's head stapled to a Teletubbie?

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BandOMothers · 25/01/2012 22:13

Well thank you Aitch I may have to namechange again though as I feel like I have someone elses shoes on.

Bearcrumble · 25/01/2012 22:14

She bloody lied about the onion spray - it's a gas. LOOK:

As onions are sliced, cells are broken which generate sulphenic acids. These acids are rearranged by an enzyme, called lachrymatory factor synthase or LFS, releasing a volatile gas known as the onion lachrymatory factor or LF. The LF gas diffuses through the air and eventually reaches the eye, where it activates sensory neurons, creating a stinging sensation. Tear glands produce tears to dilute and flush out the irritant.

MsVestibule · 25/01/2012 22:21

My DH and I reckon she moonlights as a porn star. (Not really sure why, must be something to do with the pigtails and lots of makeup.) So we amuse ourselves on a weekend morning, making juvenile "fnaar, fnaar" comments while sitting on the sofa in our dressing gowns, drinking tea and eating biscuits. Gotta love cbeebies!

cheekyseamonkey · 25/01/2012 22:22

Right Bear, that's it, the final straw! I'm boycotting my license fee. Once I can be arsed to stop the automatic payment thingy.

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maddening · 25/01/2012 22:32

cheekymonkey - I think csi nina would use her sense of taste

Ghoulwithadragontattoo · 25/01/2012 22:56

The other day my DD (3) pointed to the visible workings on a lift and said "That's a pulley" I said "Wow how do you know that?" thinking probably from DH or nursery. Her reply was one word, "Nina". The woman can do no wrong in my book!

wahwahwah · 26/01/2012 09:47

I was asked about the Archimedes screw today. No one should ever have to explain that first thing in the morning BC (before coffee).

lumpymash · 26/01/2012 18:03

I aalso think Kerry hates Nisha (or is she Misha?) And Kerry seems to get in there first with introducing all the programmes. Some serious competition going on there.

I'm also a little in love with Mr Bloom...

WilsonFrickett · 26/01/2012 18:27

The woman has the bloke off of 'Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie' living in her head! Dressed up as a neuron! Give the yellow coat a break, it's a miracle she can get herself dressed in the morning.

Bearcrumble · 26/01/2012 21:58

wahwahwah you could always take the asker to the Obsevatory Science Centre in Herstmonceaux (sp?) - they have a giant Archimedes screw in the garden that you can turn and send a ball up to the top that then goes along another ramp and corkscrews down again.

It's a great place, a bit like something out of a doomy 50s British sci fi film. We went on Sunday.

TheCokeMachine · 26/01/2012 23:39

Mmmmmm Mr Bloom...I so would.

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