To want to stab whoever invented teddy bears, in the eye, with a spork?

[D0oinMeCleanin]

And do equally terrible things to the eejits who buy my children different coloured teddies. I mean, ffs, it's not like these people have not had children close in age. They should know that you do not do different.

I'm this close to burning every single sodding bear.

I have an attic full of cuddly toys of all shapes and descriptions.
Ds 16 only ever truly loved one of them, Doggy, who lives in his sad battered state in my wardrobe. I would die before I got rid of him and so would ds.
As for the others, how can you throw out cuddly toys?
They have faces and everything.