Oh ok it isn't. 
But oh, oh, oh the joy!
For FOUR years I have suffered with shit Vax dustless bastard thing. It just pushed the dust around the floor and gave dh and I wheezy chests on emptying it.
Now dd3 has gone to school we splashed out and bought this miele. It's pretty, it's light, it has a full set of crevice tools and three floor heads, it has a BAG, it sucks like nobody's business and my house is clean.
Plus I haven't had to have stitches or anybody's hand ferreting in my nether regions. So aibu to be beside myself with joy?
I want to take a picture in to work and dh can't stop talking about it..........