AIBU to want to leave my fuckwit DP over this?

[blueballoon79]

DP came round tonight and set my DVD player up.
He set it up on the floor, and left it on the floor with wires trailing everywhere in a chaotic mess.
He is such a fuck wit. I cannot believe how useless and pathetic he is.
I think I should kick him out the door now, perhaps after smashing the DVD player over his pathetic head.
AIBU?

I'll pack him up and have him sent over immediately, equipped with TV and paraphernalia.

Thanks DooinmeCleanin I simply must get rid of my DP immediately. Our relationship will never recover from this latest fiasco!

but he is great in bed, its such a fiasco!!!!!!!

That's two 'fiascos' in two consecutive posts, OP. That would get you a written warning if you were my DP.

Oh, you were being funny after all.

Sorry to disappoint Annie

He sounds like a terrible cunt.