to think that AIBU makes people seem unreasonably unreasonable when asked if they ABU?

[NoMoreMarbles]

so am i? < throws lemon-y bun>

No the smell is moi.

But maybe I am being unreasonable to inflict it on others...no, i will not accept that I am unreasonable, tis just smell, everyone else should remove their noses.

chorus as long as you are prepared to admit that...

all the other fuckers OTOH are being unreasonable for going to be at this ungodly hour...i require all night entertainment DAMMIT pokes DH on face for a laugh

Oh I have no shame I will admit to anything.

Does anyone need an alibi?

Have they all gone to bed, how ubelievabley unreasonable, almost as unreasonable as me (find it hard to handle competition)

you now seem more and more reasonable chorus my CAT could be seen as more unreasonable for doing an SBD fart and giving ME a dirty look like i had done it!! bastard!!

Well at least yours fart, mine just stink full stop.

Stop going on about buns, you are making me hungry.
Anyway it's time we all fucked of to bed.

DH will only let me have 1 cat i would have lots if i could...

is this ?[grin

Ha Ha, that is tragic. Not quite me, I do not have an american accent or false tan and I certainly do not cry over them, but I am unreasonable in the fact that i refuse to put up with all the strays where I live.

So, some come and stay, others perish (by that I mean any that are doolally, or really ill get put down)

Have had loads, has helped with Aspie boys (even though they wanted dogs)

Currently got 5. One is deaf. He be Buggerlugs.

Why you only allowed one?

'cos my DH is an unreasonable cat-hating bastard...for the most part...he LUFFS our Tigger he does...even though he persists on denying the fact

I take it they are currently curled up together, like purry furry swirlys!

Mine are looking at me cause it has gone way past supper time.

So you unreasonable twat, chuck that last bun and be done!

ffs i am going to have to start venturing into the wider mn world and stop having a social life. How many threads have been deleted recently because you all have been having fun tormenting the trip trap ?

Mine did exercise and everything tonight. totally earnt it

chorus they are both asleep...cat by DHs feet...me MNing with you shower of shites

ice here is where we can call eachother cunts be unreasonable with all of the other unreasonable MNers without those devoid of SOH moaning/calling us names

Your what did exercise? Ice

im off to bed to dream of iced buns and massive dongs...night night and fuck the fuck off the lot of you

Night fuck off to you too Night.

Baby awake and OH home, time for them to do some bonding thinks I!

missed the comma. bun mine, i did exercise. an hour of aerobic exercise. 5mins of inaerobic dying at speed. I think i left my lungs behind.

There is a lot of soh fail atm. And some very very weird posters and trip traps

Now that sounds like a plan. Chorus.

Ever hopeful am I.

He be fucking mortal, so no bonding going on there! Just a tipsy swaying journey to bed for her!

ne'er mind.

Bugger. I am loving that DS decided to do a 5 hour stretch of sleep, but couldn't he have done it on a quiet AIBU night? I missed all the fun and buns!

Their were many buns...they were lemon

Pannda, you had a boy!! Congratulations!!

I've been sporadic of late so missed the birth.

Definitely a boy! The giveaway is the man-like overeaction to minor things like being slightly hungry - OMG I haven't been fed for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. You are RUBBISH, mother!